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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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kyary:

american houses are so big why do you need so much house

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theduchessofdimples:

Prince George vs. Great Granny

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dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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breau-bokan:

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

This needs to be a Fall Out Boy song or something

(Source: neptunain)

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heartbreaks:

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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risodomundo:

How to spot a pharmacy student

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itseasytoremember:

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finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

(Source: togifs)

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sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

(Source: sonia-nvm)

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urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters)

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