Posted 1 day ago

kissmelikeapirate:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

I need adultier adult

(Source: fleur-ethereal)

Posted 2 days ago

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

Posted 2 days ago

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)

Posted 2 days ago

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

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rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

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lucymorning:

I live in a beautiful world of denial where Raphael Santiago is having tea parties in Peru with Ragnor Fell while snickering about Magnus Bane

Posted 4 days ago

teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

image

i dont know whats happening in this post

(Source: melrosedinerr)

Posted 4 days ago

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny)

Posted 4 days ago

sexymarauders:

this looks like the beginning of a trailer for a bad road trip movie

(Source: bellamying)